A realistic simulated trebuchet attack

Getting attacked by a single trebuchet is the worst thing that can possibly happen to you.  Getting attacked by a group of trebuchets is even worse than that.  Fortunately, with a little know-how, you can better protect yourself from such an attack.  The purpose of this guide is to give you as much trebuchet survival knowledge as possible.  This is the first part, and it will discuss what to expect in the event you are attacked by trebuchets.

The first thing is that you must be familiar with the situation you will be in so you won’t be surprised.  Therefore, I am going to paint a picture for you of the most likely situation you will be in:

You are wandering through a grassy field.  There are several hobbit holes near you and you can see a castle in the distance surrounded by a moat.  The drawbridge is up.  Suddenly, you hear several rocks, cows, and peasants flying through the air in your direction.  You know that it can only be one thing – a trebuchet attack!

Now that you know what to expect, you shouldn’t be taken by surprise by an attack.  You will not panic, and you will be able to think more clearly.  Panic is one of the leading causes of failure in trebuchet attack defense, so you will be better off already just by the knowledge you gained from this first part of the guide.