{"id":12,"date":"2009-10-20T19:54:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-21T01:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/?p=12"},"modified":"2009-10-28T16:43:01","modified_gmt":"2009-10-28T22:43:01","slug":"a-guide-to-defending-yourself-from-a-trebuchet-barrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/trebuchets\/a-guide-to-defending-yourself-from-a-trebuchet-barrage.html","title":{"rendered":"A Guide to Defending Yourself from a Trebuchet Barrage"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_14\" style=\"width: 260px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-content\/media\/trebuchet-attack.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-14\" title=\"A Trebuchet Attack\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-content\/media\/trebuchet-attack-250x187.jpg\" alt=\"A realistic trebuchet attack simulation\" width=\"250\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-content\/media\/trebuchet-attack-250x187.jpg 250w, http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-content\/media\/trebuchet-attack-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-content\/media\/trebuchet-attack-640x479.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-content\/media\/trebuchet-attack.jpg 641w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A realistic simulated trebuchet attack<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Getting attacked by a single trebuchet is the worst thing that can possibly happen to you.\u00a0 Getting attacked by a group of trebuchets is even worse than that.\u00a0 Fortunately, with a little know-how, you can better protect yourself from such an attack.\u00a0 The purpose of this guide is to give you as much trebuchet survival knowledge as possible.\u00a0 This is the first part, and it will discuss what to expect in the event you are attacked by trebuchets.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The first thing is that you must be familiar with the situation you will be in so you won&#8217;t be surprised.\u00a0 Therefore, I am going to paint a picture for you of the most likely situation you will be in:<\/p>\n<p><em>You are wandering through a grassy field.\u00a0 There are several hobbit holes near you and you can see a castle in the distance surrounded by a moat.\u00a0 The drawbridge is up.\u00a0 Suddenly, you hear several rocks, cows, and peasants flying through the air in your direction.\u00a0 You know that it can only be one thing &#8211; a trebuchet attack!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now that you know what to expect, you shouldn&#8217;t be taken by surprise by an attack.\u00a0 You will not panic, and you will be able to think more clearly.\u00a0 Panic is one of the leading causes of failure in trebuchet attack defense, so you will be better off already just by the knowledge you gained from this first part of the guide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting attacked by a single trebuchet is the worst thing that can possibly happen to you.  Getting attacked by a group of trebuchets is even worse.  Fortunately, with a little know-how, you can better protect yourself from such an attack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[9,10,8],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trebuchets","tag-preparation","tag-simulation","tag-trebuchet-defense-guide"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25,"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/25"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ucantalk2me.com\/cooltalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}